Little Cat, Big Stink
At least once every day, I go into this private chamber and lighten my load. The result? A massive cloud of noxious gas that fills every corner of the building. It's really pretty amazing, but unfortunately the effect has been diminished somewhat by the new food. For a while there I thought it was a special talent I had, but no -- it was just the food. Anyway, I used to cover it up, but ever since they changed the litter (see story) I leave it uncovered on the top of the heap, just to get back at them. Shows them! Afterwards I always sprint around the house because I feel so great!
Weird Litter
Once upon a time, when my people actually respected my preferences, they put in this great clay litter that worked really well, and I tried -- I really tried -- to cover up after myself. Then one day this new, weird stuff appeared. It is white and crunchy. What the hell is it made of? I don't have any idea, and I don't like it, either. It kind of makes me nervous. It's probably poisonous. Ever since The Change, I have refused to cooperate. I'd like to cover up after myself, but I just hate to touch that weird litter. They really should go back to the old stuff. Hmph. I can hope.